John Mayer Is Really On Something/Feeding The Machine II

John Mayer is really funny! — go figure. I would have never guessed that the guy who sobbed ” When you’re dreaming with a broken heart/The giving up is the hardest part/She takes you in with her crying eyes/Then all at once you have to say goodbye/Wondering could you stay my love?/Will you wake up by my side? /No she can’t, ’cause she’s gone..” would have a sense of humor. John Mayer has started a “mlog” (a blog about meals). Way to be different John! I mean Kanye is repping his fashionista ways on his blog, Rosie is bitching on hers, of course telling your fans about your eating habits is the next logical choice. Here is John’s reasoning for starting his mlog.
Americans are celebrity obsessed, and that obsession shows no signs of stopping. So in an effort to stay on the cutting edge of digital technology and pop culture, I’ve decided to make the most personal facet of my life public.
My meals.
If I’m correct, America - no, the world - will want to see this.

Now that’s funny.What’s funnier is this: This past Monday, John had waffles. With blueberries and strawberries. Surely there is a hidden meaning behind this choice. Could he be back with Jessica Simpson? Blueberries are blue, and John Mayer plays the blues. Strawberries are delicious, just like Jess. I think the message is pretty clear: John Mayer ordered waffles, therefore he’s back with Jessica Simpson. And he’s about to cover her with butter, cut her up into pieces, eat half of her, and put the other half in a doggie bag to save for later. You heard it here first people, John Mayer is a perverted serial killer who loves waffles! Quick, somebody call the police! (TomZ)

John continues to rant about the Public speaking… or something.

The public has spoken, and the response is overwhelming; you love my meals and want to see more!!
I want to thank everyone for making this such an instant hit. Of all the blogs I’ve ever posted, my mlog has created the most stir. You don’t argue with this kind of success. You just strap in and enjoy the ride!!

I agree with you there John, You should strap in and enjoy the ride of success. That’s kind of what I hope to do with Feeding The Machine. I am happy to say that FTM was welcomed warmly by all of our readers. I am thankful for all your encouraging comments and emails. Here are some more MP3s that have been requested. Keep them coming!

MP3 | Radiohead - Videotape (Loud Pipes Remix)
MP3 | Jarvis Cocker & Radiohead - Waiting For You
MP3 | The Teenagers - Starlett Johansson (Blamma! Blamma! “Scared of Spiders” Mix)
MP3 | Feist - 1234 (VanShe Technologic Remix)

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Tags: Feeding The Macine, Feist, Jarvis Crocker, John Mayer, Radiohead, The Teenagers