Pop Rags: Don’t These Kids Have School?

Spotted: Lindsay Lohan goes on a shopping spree with her younger siblings. Don’t they have school? TMZ
Also, does Lindsay have a new boyfriend, or is it just a friend? Star
Ryan Seacrest’s lips are sexy? You’ve gotta be kidding me. AP
Oprah Winfrey is gold. And nude. Daily Mail
This is the only way Britney can know what’s happening to her kids, except for phone calls. Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney drives off a cliff. Nah, I wish. Dlisted
Is Matthew McConaughey gaining weight for a role? I’m Not Obsessed
LOL! Amy Winehouse, Tyra Banks, and Eminem are…fast food workers. City Rag
Is Jessica Alba hotter being pregnant? Popoholic
Jessica gets $6000 worth of free baby toys Page Six
Shut up and drink your milk, Rihanna. Just Jared
ET/The Insider Buys Heath Ledger Drug Video for $200,000 Page Six

Tags: Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, Oprah Winfrey, Ryan Seacrest, Tyra Banks