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May 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Season Finale (pt 1)

Ameri-kizzy I-dizzy. Adam v. Kris with a K. This… is American Idol!

I can’t believe that we’re at the end of the road! We’re in the Nokia Theatre, which is substantially larger than the hovel we’re used to and Seacrest immediately starts drawing images of acoustic rocker v. glam rocker, Conway v. California, the guy next door v. guyliner (no! Guyliner is on LOST). We see the judges; Randy is wearing polka dots, stripes, plaid, and all other types of patterns. Kara looks nice, Paula looks like she’s been sleeping in a tanning booth, and Si actually dressed up for the occasion. We welcome the finalists, and here they are. Continue reading →


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May 09

Bloc Party – Intimacy Remixed, Album Review & Giveaway

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Intimacy Remixed

Wichita
Out May 12th

[72]
[Rating Scale]
Buy it at Insound!

[rating:72/100]

After the success of Silent Alarm Remixed I think Bloc Party (pretty clearly) wrote Intimacy’s songs with the back-of-the-head idea that they were also gonna get the remix treatment. I mean, listen to the original “Mercury.” It’s full of loops, sequencer beats, and vocal cuts. It’s a pretty good idea, although the source material still needs to be strong for it to actually succeed. Continue reading →


14
May 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 3 ELIMINATION

Wow. Can anyone else believe that we are finally here? The final 3 are here, and it’s time for us to see what happens when the rubber hits the road.

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13
May 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 3

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 3 live music

Are we really down to the final 3? Ryan tells us that they became heroes in their home towns… blah, blah. The 3 are standing center stage looking stupid under 3 spotlights. This is all so dramatic… well, that’s because THIS… is American Idol. Hollah!

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7
May 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 4 ELIMINATION

We open with a typical montage of the week where we see the high and low lights of last night’s show. They recycle Kara acting like a complete twit, and build up way too much, and… THIS… is American Idol.

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6
May 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 4

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 4 live performances

Well, it’s Tuesday night and you know what that means. It’s American Idol night on PMA! Suhhhhhweet! This is Rock Week, and THIS… is American Idol (too many exclamation points? Probably so)! Continue reading →


29
Apr 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 5 ELIMINATION

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 5 ELIMINATION live music

Judging montage, loads of dramatic footage, scary music, foot lights, and THIS… is American Idol!

Ryan welcomes us, taunts us with results and tells us that 47 million votes came in last night. We say hi to our judges (including Paula’s heaving bosoms who are begging to be released from their silky black prison), Simon tells us that everyone was great last night, and we’re off! Continue reading →


29
Apr 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 5

The idols are standing on a backlit stage, and all are in suits (besides Allison). Fancy trampsy. THIS… is American Idol! Continue reading →


27
Apr 09

The-Dream Love vs. Money Album Review

The Dream Love vs. Money Album Review album reviews reviews 2
[rating:40/100]
If I didn’t know that The-Dream wrote “Umbrella” and “Single Ladies” I probably wouldn’t have given this album a full listen. I’m not disrespecting The-Dream here, but he’s showed us his ability, and for a man with those skills, I have a hard time understanding how he can release this album with a straight face. I’m going to warn you now: reading this review could be painful… which will mirror what I went through as I listened to the album. Ugh…  Continue reading →


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Apr 09

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 7 ELIMINATION… Round 2

American Idol Recap: Season 8, Top 7 ELIMINATION... Round 2 music

Okay, elimination time everybody! Double elimination time!! We open tonight’s show with lots of cuts of last night’s show. “Last week we’re gonna see you… your worst performance by a mile… brilliant performance… you took a real risk… blabbity, blabbity, blabbity… THIS… is AMERICAN IDOL!” Hollah!  Continue reading →