Tiësto – Kaleidoscope, Album Review

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Kaleidoscope

Ultra Records
out October 6th

70/100
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Poor Tiësto. He’s got 4.5 continents at his feet, he’s headlining DJ gigs in stadiums, he’s smashed up the worldwide charts with his trance albums, but there’s that glittering jewel of America that’s always just out of reach. Springsteen and Bono can fill stadiums in the U.S. Heck, the Oakland Raiders can fill a stadium. But the kids just aren’t into trance music here.

Tiësto’s closest equivalent is David Beckham. Both have had a fantastic decade, and both are some of the biggest names in their respective fields—fields which the U.S. happens to care very little about.

Mr. Beckham tried to take over America by ditching the prestigious football clubs in Europe and coming stateside to win us over. It didn’t really work. Tiësto’s going on offense in the U.S. by getting every indie-music darling he can find to sing on his latest album, Kaleidoscope (available in the U.S. on October 6th). Will it work?

Let’s look at the album’s roster. You’ve got Jónsi of Sigur Rós, , both Tegan and Sara, Kele Okereke of , , The Cary Brothers, Kianna Alarid of Tilly and the Wall, Emily Haines, Sneaky Sound System, Priscilla Ahn, and CC Sheffield. Actually, you should feel a little put out that he didn’t invite you to join him in the studio. Everyone else was there.

Some of the artists he’s worked with before (check out his remix of Cary Bothers’ “Ride” if you haven’t already), but surely snagging this crowd of musicians to collaborate on original tunes for a trance album is a big victory for the genre.

Tiësto wants it all with this record. He brilliantly changes up his trance formula to fit the wide array of talent he’s working with, but I don’t think he goes quite far enough. The songs are too trance for American tastes, but perhaps too much of a departure for Tiësto’s fans.

His constant morphing on the album is subtle and excellent, however. The contribution, “Feel it in My Bones,” is perfectly crafted for their style of singing, their harmonies, and their vocal counterpoint. It’s about as “rock” as I can imagine Tiësto getting, and might just want to adapt the tune for their own live show.

Nelly Furtado is supplied with a sticky sweet pop jam to sing her party lyrics over—”Don’t take me home ’til the sun comes up.” Jónsi gets some ambient soundscapes to wail over in the title song, and it’s fun to here Kianna singing bubblegum pop lyrics over the boisterous dance track of “You Are My Diamond.”

The Cary Brothers emote their brains out in “Here on Earth,” as you’d expect, and Bloc Party’s Okereke does the same over a sparkly piano track for “It’s Not the Things You Say.”

The duets are strong tunes, and to Tiësto’s credit, they sound like original songs that were written in his own genre, rather than strong melodies that were simply remixed to include a trance track. And there’s a whopping 11 of them. The album could have easily stood on the strength of those songs alone, but Tiësto crams in six instrumental tracks as well, which don’t quite measure up overall. (Though La Ride is a good one, and is my favorite of the instrumentals.)

If we want to play with fractions and percentages, 12 good tracks out of 17 is quite a strong album. I’m not sure if Tiësto-the-duet-slut is going to conquer America with Kaleidoscope, but it sure is fun to listen to him try.

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{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

Kim October 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm

I've wanted to listen to this album ever since I saw how many awesome collaborators he was working with. This review has me hopeful. It could be amazing or it could be terrible. I'm betting on amazing.

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totallygaia October 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm

What a horrible album cover. What is up with that pose?

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Stan October 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm

this album comes no where near to the greatness of Elements of Life. Collabs are for hip hop artists, not trance artists.

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Jake October 14, 2009 at 8:28 pm

This album was very… boring. It was good, but I'm not going to listen to it over and over again. 3 stars at most.

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Anderson October 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm

A 70 is good in my book. It doesn't sound too bad from what I've heard on the lala player. I loved the Tegan and Sara track, also the Bloc Party track.

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Matt October 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm

I loved this album, what are you guys talking about? It blows NASA and SMD out of the water.

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john October 14, 2009 at 11:30 pm

dabbled in a little tiesto before but all these guests are exciting.

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Alex October 15, 2009 at 12:00 am

I made this same mistake a while ago but Cary Brothers is actually one person. His last name is Brothers. They should probably fix that, even if it is making mountains out of molehills.

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name299 October 15, 2009 at 10:17 am

hahaha the purpose of kaleidoscope is to “conquer” America? There go all the clichés about Americans being insular, arrogant and obnoxious. Oh… wait….

Of course, I'm not saying that all Americans are like that, I'm just saying that the tone of this review isn't helping!

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kmonson October 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Click the link that I included in the review–Tiesto's own manager is position this album as a way to gain American fans.

Actually, here's the link: http://www.billboard.com/news/dj-ti%C3%ABsto-en

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tiestoforlife October 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm

ABEY MADARCHODS………………….MOTHERFUCKERS………….Y THE FUCK R U ALL TALKING NONSENSE DONT GIV UR FUCKING TAUGHTS FOR DEEJAY TIESTO'S NEW ALBUM……………..DO NOT TALK RUBBISH ABOUT HIM………..HE IS THE WORLDS NO:1 DEEJAY………..IN THE HISTORY OF DEEJAYS HE IS THE LEGEND………SO DONT COMMENT ANYTHING FOOLISH THINK LIKE OOOOOO THE ALBUM COVER IS HORRIBLE OR TRY TO RATE THAT IT MAY BE TERRIBLE OR NICE……..IF U DONT LIKE IT THEN JUST FUCK OOFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sidd October 17, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Strange album haha.

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Dj Seven October 18, 2009 at 9:28 am

I used to go to te same recordshop as Tiesto in 1997. I was amazed and proud that a dj from my town became a worldwide dj hero. Anno, 2009, im quite disappointed with his latest album. Other artists would use their pseudo's, but tiesto thinks he cud use his own name…and i think by this, he will create alot of fans in the States…and loose alot more worldwide!

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Emily N. October 18, 2009 at 10:48 am

I love “Feel it in My Bones,” not so sure about the rest of the album.

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Dj Seven October 18, 2009 at 4:28 pm

I used to go to te same recordshop as Tiesto in 1997. I was amazed and proud that a dj from my town became a worldwide dj hero. Anno, 2009, im quite disappointed with his latest album. Other artists would use their pseudo's, but tiesto thinks he cud use his own name…and i think by this, he will create alot of fans in the States…and loose alot more worldwide!

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Emily N. October 18, 2009 at 5:48 pm

I love “Feel it in My Bones,” not so sure about the rest of the album.

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diaz October 20, 2009 at 9:21 pm

If you buy in Itunes u will get 2 tracks more than a regular album i don't know why maybe tiesto has some contract with them that sucks
the 2 tracks are
Tiësto – Bad Behaviour feat. Dizzee Rascal (Bonus Track)
Organised Chaos (Bonus Track)

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Forever_music October 22, 2009 at 11:55 am

I agree with “tiestoforlife” there is Nothing wrong with the album or the cover!!. Best dj in the world. TIESTO FOREVER BABY!!!!! WHOO!!

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Forever_music October 22, 2009 at 12:55 pm

I agree with “tiestoforlife” there is Nothing wrong with the album or the cover!!. Best dj in the world. TIESTO FOREVER BABY!!!!! WHOO!!

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Bear October 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm

I really enjoy this for what it is. Some fun song. Nothing particularly memorable other than the Tegan&Sara contribution. It's just unfortunate what is well-done won't get much play in dance clubs.

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Bear October 24, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I really enjoy this for what it is. Some fun song. Nothing particularly memorable other than the Tegan&Sara contribution. It's just unfortunate what is well-done won't get much play in dance clubs.

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tiesto November 19, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Number One Dj Tiesto (;

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Max white December 15, 2009 at 8:48 am

Horrible. I expected something like trance. But it’s the bloody pop. Disgusting. I couldn’t memorize not a single tune. i’m still a great and faithful tiёsto fan, i love all music he’d ever done before this shame. Tiёsto what’s happened with you?

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Anonymous December 15, 2009 at 8:54 am

Horrible. I expected something like trance. But it’s the bloody pop. Disgusting. I couldn’t memorize not a single tune. i’m still a great and faithful tiёsto fan, i love all music he’d ever done before this shame. Tiёsto what’s happened with you?

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Sarabear(: March 4, 2010 at 8:14 pm

I had never heard of Tiesto until I was looking for more of Dizzee Rascal songs. He popped up on Kaleidoscope, with Bad Behaviour, which is my favorite. My second fav is Feel It In My Bones, which I enjoy dancing too!!! :) )
Once in awhile, when my iPod is on shuffle, one of Tiesto’s songs will come on, and if I haven’t heard it all the way through before, I sit and listen to it, and discover it doesn’t suck at all.

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Jarrett July 6, 2010 at 1:55 am

Album is much less impressive than his previous ones. A few sort of memorable ones but thanks I’ll stick with Elements and S4S.

Cheers,

J

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ToMaHaKeR August 30, 2010 at 7:03 pm

I listened this album for a few times – OK, it’s not so trance like his previous albums, but it shows that Tiesto can be a professional in many other electronic musical genres. He tried something different, and no matter what others say – he succeeded. There are no “boring” tracks here – all of them have a good beat, so there’s no chance you’ll fall asleep. It’s the album for non-trance fans, for them to discover the power of Tiesto. Hence the name “Kaleidoscope” – this album brings together many different styles and morphs them constantly, just like the kaleidoscope morphs the picture.

My album rating is 7.5/10, but it’s just because I love trance more than other electronic music genres.

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