19
Sep 07

Kanye West Murders 50 Cent (Saleswise That Is…), Who Inadvertently Saves Music Business

Kanye West Murders 50 Cent (Saleswise That Is...), Who Inadvertently Saves Music Business mp3

The results are in. The blogosphere has gone abuzz. Thats right, as predicted, Kanye West’s Graduation entered at No. 1 on Billboard’s Top 200 Album Charts, topping the surprisingly bitter-sweet (okay, but still crappy) Curtis by an obnoxiously bitter-sweet (I hate him but he’s entertaining) 50 Cent. Something no one expected, though, are the numbers — Curtis still moved an-impressive 691,304 copies in the six days since its release last Tuesday, but Graduation sold an amazing 956,936, giving Kanye the best first-week album sales in more than two years. Don’t Like Like I Never Told Ya!

Its amazing how the top two albums sold over 1.5 million copies combined, rap albums of all things. There is more at work here than just two arguably talented artists releasing albums at the same time, it turns out that the 50 Cent initiated feud turned out to be a goldmine. How can someone — in 2007, a year where record sales are down the crapper — sell so many records? Obviously, people wanted to see 50 Cent retire (or break his promise), or they really, really like Kanye. And, completely by accident, 50 just might have found a way to save the wounded music business.

VULTURE — The solution is clear: If a record label wants to sell one artist’s albums, it needs to promise to make another similar, more loathsome artist pay a serious and/or hilarious price. If Jive Records (owned by parent label Sony BMG) wants Britney Spears’s terrible new album to sell in November, it should promise never to release or promote another album by Avril Lavigne (another Sony artist) ever again if Britney goes platinum in her first week. Hell, we’d buy her album. Want Usher’s next CD to sell 5 million copies? Say you’ll make R. Kelly plead guilty to his child-pornography charges (although please don’t, since we’re dying to find out what happens in the next 50 chapters of Trapped in the Closet). Be creative! If the Strokes go gold, the White Stripes have to hire a bass player. We can’t think of any reason why this wouldn’t work. Problem solved. SOURCE

mp3: Kanye West ft. Dwele – Flashing Lights

mp3: Kanye West ft. Lil Wayne – Barry Bonds

mp3: Kanye West – Champion


19
Sep 07

Someone Wants Kevin Federline Dead.

Someone Wants Kevin Federline Dead. uncategorizedCue everyone turning in Britney’s general direction — McDonalds/Starbucks.

From SHOUTMOUTH –

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that someone has put a contract hit out on Kevin Federline’s life, and that the FBI is investigating.

Allegedly, the FBI has made several attempts to contact Federline and let him know that he may be in trouble.

From ET’s website:

Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.

Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.

ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.

This brings up many questions. Why has the FBI been unable to reach Federline? Why is an organization that’s supposed to be top-secret discussing policies with Entertainment Weekly? Who would want to kill Kevin Federline when, both career-wise and socially, he’s already killed himself? As is the standard with celebrity journalism, ET never names its source for this information. I know what you’re thinking: “this is completely fabricated.” But wait. ET claims it has “multiple sources” for this story. So let’s assume the credibility of the average tabloid source is 5%. Seems about right, no? Well, someone with inside info about the FBI has to be at least 4 times more knowledgeable than the average person, bringing us up to 20%. Now keep in mind, there are “multiple sources.” If “multiple” means 5 — which seems reasonable — then that equals one perfectly credible source! See, this has to be true. Watch your back, K-Fed! SOURCE


18
Sep 07

The Fate Of “Gimme More”, Covers

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Adding to the Britney-Britney Extra-Extra madness going on — “Gimme More” has entered at No. 85 on Billboard’s Hot 100, leading to many “pop experts” to believe that it is a flop, and that her career is over. Low first week chartings is extremely common, especially when “Gimme” is relying solely on radio play; it still has a shot. Entertainment Weekly seems to agree:

But guess what? The debacle hasn’t deflated her new single’s momentum at all. One label exec calls ”Gimme More” ”a smash” and goes so far as to predict that her album — which is slated to bow opposite stiff competition including Céline Dion — ”will sell very well. I don’t think the performance is going to hurt her or the album.” At press time, ”More” remained one of the most requested songs at New York’s Z100, which premiered the tune on Aug. 30. ”People are still calling in, wanting to comment on the performance,” says program director Sharon Dastur. ”But then they say, ‘When’s the next time you guys are playing the song?”’

Reuters, on the other hand, begs to differ:

“Gimme” scored Most Increased Plays on the format during its first week out, racking up 1,062 spins. Day by day, the song climbed from 225 plays on CHR/top 40 on September 5 to 269 on September 7.

Then came Spears’ awkward and generally panned performance September 9 on the VMAs. The following day, “Gimme” got a jolt, jumping to 336 spins as talk of Spears’ VMAs showing made the water cooler rounds. But on September 11, “Gimme” took its first spill on radio, falling to 331 spins.

Although it is extremely early to take these numbers to the bank, a few have to wonder if the “Its Britney, Bitch” catchphrase has overstayed its welcome.

Its Britney, Bitch! mp3: Britney Spears – “Gimme More” *DOWNLOAD OR DIE*

As an added bonus, here are 3 of the best “Gimme More” covers on YouTube:

Gimme More (Acoustic) by Zach Pincus & Simon Cole “Its Not Britney, Bitch”
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Gimme More (Acoustic) by Todd and Hendrix
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Gimme More (Ballad Version) by Nick Connell *GAY-GAY-GAY Worthy*
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In other news, Britney might lose her kids.


17
Sep 07

Videogasm: The Arcade Fire Rock ACL; Gwen Stefani, and Kanye West @ Emmy’s

The Arcade Fire brought the house down on September 15th, albeit their showcase was a bit Neon Bible ladened; a great show nonetheless — which is what we expect from these epic Montreal geniuses. Below is a video of The Fire playing “Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)”:
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Here is the new Gwen Stefani music video. Unfortunately this isn’t THE Gwen Stefani video we’re all waiting for. I was under the impression she was to release “Early Winter” or “Wonderful Life” as a single next, but alas, girlfriend had other plans. So here is he video for “Now That You Got It”:
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This is a fine, though unusual video, but I am still baffled and upset that she chose this song as her next single instead of “Early Winter” or “Wonderful Life”, which are one of the best songs on The Sweet Escape. GET IT TOGETHER GWEN!

Last night on the Emmys, Kanye West got in on some Don’t Forget The Lyrics action with Rainn Wilson and Lyrics host Wayne Brady while presenting the award for Outstanding Reality-Competition Program. But the joke was on the self-obsessed star who forgot his lyrics. Ha-ha-ha:
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Oh you know I had to show you Ryan Seacrest “looking like a Medieval Pimp.


17
Sep 07

30 Seconds To Mars Cover Kanye West

I feel bad for 50 Cent. Kanye West is obviously going to get the No. 1 spot, but not only that but it seems no one gives a fuck about him. Kanye is on everyone’s minds, iPods, and radio stations. Even the Emmys had some Kanye action. Now, 30 Seconds To Mars emo front man Jared Leto is gushing over Kanye. Recently, 30STM stopped by Jo Whiley’s shack of freakish covers for a teary, alt. rock bored rendition of Kanye West’s “Stronger”. It might not be as bad as I think, I mean, how often to you get to hear guyliner queen Jared Leto say “you could be my black Kate Moss tonight”. Does that make him the black Pete Doherty? Make you grab a listen below, get ready to wave your razors.

mp3: 30 Seconds To Mars – Stronger (Kanye West Cover)

30 Seconds To Mars Cover Kanye West mp3


17
Sep 07

5 Pop Acts You Are Allowed To Like

What’s wrong with pop music? It’s more of a rhetorical question, I don’t need a shitfull of unhappy Pitchfork fan boys preaching about the evil, spawn of Satan that is Pop Music. This goes out to those same Pitchfork fan boys who are desperately trying to prove their indie cred. Take a breather, guys. You can actually turn up KIIS FM and not feel completely suicidal. Here are the 5 Pop Acts you are allowed to like without getting your ass kicked by the indie police.

UPDATE: Read The Rap-Response to this post here.

5 Pop Acts You Are Allowed To Like mp3
Lily Allen on eMusic
You gotta love this bad ass Brit; in essence, she’s a likeable Lady Soveriegn. She’s so badass she’s beating out Chris Martin and Patrick Stump as Rap’s favorite Pop Hook, believe me, that’s bad ass. Stereogum loves Allen like no other, well second to the Arcade Fire.

mp3: Lily Allen – LDN (non-album version)

mp3: Lily Allen – Alfie

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Nelly Furtado on eMusic
There are few things in this world that can be recognized almost anywhere; you have coke, a woman’s breasts, and Nelly Furtado. Unless you and your stash of coke and porn have been hiding under a rock since the summer of 2006, you have, most likely, been graced my Nelly’s beauty and Timbaland’s stabbing deep-drum. Love and loathed,Nelly Furtado holds a unique groove and mellowness that when combined work amazingly well on the dance floor, and just as good on my iPod headphones.

mp3: Nelly Furtado – Crazy (Gnarls Barkley Cover)

mp3: Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous

5 Pop Acts You Are Allowed To Like mp3

Rihanna on eMusic
Basically, you weren’t allowed to like Rihanna, Top 40 Radio is a no-no for you.

mp3: Rihanna – Umbrella

mp3: Rihanna – Shut Up And Drive *DOWNLOAD OR DIE*

mp3: Rihanna – Don’t Stop The Music

More After The Jump! Continue reading →


15
Sep 07

Even Wordpress Dickfarts… Playlist

So today I noticed my blogroll is completely gone. I did some digging around and it turns out I’ve done nothing wrong, but its the system’s fault. I was living in bliss thinking I was free from Blogger’s shitty screw-ups. Looks like Even Wordpress Dickfarts. So to all of Pretty Much Amazing’s affiliates: Sorry!

Even Wordpress Dickfarts... Playlist mp3

And the sexy pic award goes to…

mp3: Akon – Sorry, Blame It On Me

mp3: Clipse – Mama I’m Sorry

mp3: Feist – So Sorry

mp3: Youth Group – So Sorry

mp3: Sunset Rubdown – I’m Sorry I Sang On Your Hands That Have Been In The Grave

mp3: The Futureheads – Stupid and Shallow *download or die*

mp3: Schoolshooter – Stuck On Stupid

mp3: Green Day – American Idiot

Free Music is nice and all, but wouldn’t you prefer the happy feeling your soul gets when you actually buy music? Take a peek at Amazon, eMusic, and iTunes.


12
Sep 07

Call Me A Sour Puss…

Call Me A Sour Puss... mp3

But I’ve had enough of this Britney-Britney-Britney week we’re having. It seems Entertainment Weekly isn’t going to try to make this more bearable. The magazine has obtained four pieces of unreleased, raw recorded music that are to grace Britney Spears’ fifth studio album, due out November 13th.

…the first one’s a doozy. Produced by Bloodshy & Avant, the Swedish team behind her 2004 smash ”Toxic,” ”Piece of Me” kicks off with her standard breathy-sexy growl over a thumping hook: ”I’m Mrs. American dream/ Since I was 17.” Then things get darker: ”I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous/I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney’s shameless’/ I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, extra, this just in’ / I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too fat, now she’s too thin.”’ At other points in the song, she refers to ”bad media karma” and insists, ”Another day, another drama/ I can’t see the harm in working hard and being a mama.” According to her reps, the song may very well be her second single after the already charting ”Gimme More.”

The spare, glitchy ”Radar” is also credited to Bloodshy, and promises, ”Boy, I’ve got my eyes on you,” accompanied by Vocoder ”da da da’’s and what sounds not unlike a real live Doppler radar machine (how method!).

”Break the Ice,” meanwhile, may remind some of Nelly Furtado’s 2007 hit ”Say It Right” — and for good reason; it also gets its sound from Nate ”Danjahandz” Hills (the producer behind ”Gimme More”).

Finally, ”Heaven on Earth,” an airy disco-queen come-on in the vein of Gwen Stefani’s Sweet Escape, was penned by songwriter Kara DioGuardi (she cowrote both Ashlee Simpson’s ”Pieces of Me” and Kelly Clarkson’s ”Walk Away,” as well as Stefani’s ”Rich Girl”).

Ok, breathe, lets move on. A lot, a lot, and a lot of albums leaked today/yesterday! We’re talking about new FOO FIGHTERS, JAMES BLUNT, and REBA. SOURCE//SOURCE//SOURCE

“Billboard has learned that today’s SoundScan Building Chart indicates first-day sales of 437,000 for West’s “Graduation,” 310,000 for 50 Cent’s “Curtis” and 107,000 for Chesney’s “Just Who I Am: Poets and Pirates.” The Building Charts offer an indication of how races shape up each week for SoundScan’s final charts, which post projected national sales each Wednesday morning, extrapolated from a panel of merchants that represents more than 90% of the U.S. music market.”

-Billboard.biz

Lets celebrate with the new Kanye West’s music video for “Good Life”

Can I get a woot woot!

And to finish things off, one of the saddest things you’ll ever see on Billboard:

The top 20, with estimated sales totals in parentheses:
1. High School Musical 2 soundtrack (165,000)
2. Fergie, The Dutchess (49,000)
3. Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus (47,000)
4. Casting Crowns, The Altar and The Door (41,000)
5. Chiodos, Bone Palace Ballet (39,000)
6. Hairspray soundtrack (39,000)
7. Now 25 (38,000)
8. Nickelback, All The Right Reasons (36,000)
9. Amy Winehouse, Back To Black (29,000)
10. Linkin Park, MInutes To Midnight (28,000)
11. Yung Joc, Hustlenomics (28,000)
12. Justin Timberlake, FutureSex/LoveSounds (27,000)
13. Taylor Swift (26,000)
14. Colbie Caillat, Coco (25,000)
15. T.I., T.I. Vs. T.I.P. (25,000)
16. Jonas Brothers (24,000)
17. Maroon 5, It Won’t Be Soon Before Long (24,000)
18. Plies, The Real Testament (23,000)
19. High School Musical soundtrack (22,000)
20. Common, Finding Forever (21,000)

OH BTW: DID YOU WATCH WHAT PEREZ SEZ?


11
Sep 07

What Perez Sez: Satisfy You’re Inner Bitch.

OK! MAGAZINE
What Perez Sez: Satisfy Youre Inner Bitch. uncategorized

The self proclaimed “Queen of all Media,” Perez Hilton is celebrating the premier of his TV Show, What Perez Sez — only on VH1, tonight at 9 PST. Thank gawd! I’ve always wanted to know what E! on gay crack looked like! To be honest, I am actually looking forward to Perez’s new venture. On his blog, he gives his audience a bitter taste of the vile they can expect tonight. You gotta love the flaming-hair-dying-queen Perez brings out in all of us. Here is the ever-name dropping Hilton (or at least one of them) with M.I.A, MIKA, Michael Buble, Mandy Moore, Simon Cowell, Pete Wentz, Beth Ditto Nelly Furtado, and Amy Winehouse, after the jump. Continue reading →


11
Sep 07

Review: Kanye West’s Graduation vs 50 Cent’s Curtis

Review: Kanye Wests Graduation vs 50 Cents Curtis mp3September 11th is a historic date for millions of people around the world, it is just about to get bigger. 9/11 has imprinted itself into the History books but tomorrow, Hip Hop history is going down. Kanye West’s and 50 Cent’s albums are both dropping backed up by the over-net-hyped (PMA included) beef between the two rappers. If you’ve missed it (doubtfully), here’s the short version: If Kanye’s Graduation beats out Curtis in the Battle of Billboardsburg, Fiddy promises to never release a solo album again. So now that you understand what is going on. Who’s album will you buy? Kanye West’s Graduation seems like the obvious answer, but taking a look at 50’s Curtis actually makes it a tough decision. They are both substantial albums, believe it or not.

To make this as honest as I could, I only listened to the albums once, prior to this post. As I was listening to them, I noticed how much in common ‘Ye and Fiddy actually have. They both have absolutely no problem to speak their minds, albeit, a little too much, but admirable nonetheless. Both men are assholes and immensely arrogant beyond my standards, and thats a feat of massive magnitude in itself. Both albums drop some of the best beats in Hip Hop all Year, and finally, they are both the best in the game, without a doubt.

While Kanye West is still not the best lyricist in hip-hop, he has made great improvements and if he keeps it up, he could definitely achieve such a title. Graduation is by far his most streamlined album and it truly benefits. The songs are much tighter and, apart from “Drunk and Hot Girls,” the instrumentals are all incredibly interesting and creative. His ear as a producer has never been better but it sounds like his focus has a tighter rein. The results are songs that reach out further creatively but still have great pop hooks. Considering the bland work churned out by so many mainstream hip-hop artists, it’s refreshing to hear Kanye branch out and embrace his most creative impulses (with some help from T-Pain, Chris Martin, Dwele, Lil Wayne, Mos Def, with John Mayer and Young Jeezy on the bonus tracks).

The only reason that I can see some people not liking this album is because a lot of the songs have an anthem or arena-like feel to them. Some songs might be a little too different for folks who only listen to that gangsta shit. I have not recently killed anything other than a mosquito that bit me, and I have never moved keys of cocaine or sold rocks on the corner, so I have no problem with Kanye’s music. For real, even the open-minded street nigga can appreciate this album. Sensitive thugs that need to be constantly reminded that they’re hard should probably steer clear, though.

Speaking of sensitive thugs, I have to be honest: 50 Cent’s Curtis surprised me. Judging from the first few songs that were released a few months ago, it sounded as if Mr. Jackson has lost his passion for his craft. The first couple of releases sounded a little cookie-cutter and lethargic. So when I finally listened to Curtis, the rest of the album pretty much made up for it in a big way. The man is a genius when it comes to coming up with clever and melodic hooks. That’s why he’ll always be able to make radio-accessible hip-hop, no matter what it is that he rhymes about

Plus, 50 gets extra credit just for actually saying “I’m stanky rich” in one of his songs. Do you know how rich you have to be to be stanky rich? I didn’t think so. The man is literally so paid, he comes home from a long day’s work, sniffs his shirt, and says “Damn. I still smell like cash. Let me go take a shower and wash this shit off.” Now that, my friends, is incredible!

The harder stuff on this album is way better than the smoother songs. Basically, if you’re looking for something to nod your head to in the ride, this is your album. The really good songs more than make up for the ones that come off as kind of generic, enough so, that the back and repeat button on your mp3 player should get plenty of use. The album’s production is standout, so it’s definitely going to make fans happy. The guest appearances here include Akon, Justin Timberlake, Young Buck, Nicole Sherzinger, Tony Yayo, Mary J Blige, Eminem, and Robin Thicke.

As a fan of hip hop, you really can’t go wrong on September 11, either way. 50 and Kany have both put out quality products. I have a feeling that people’s personal opinions of the artists will be the determining factor as far as album sale numbers. I really don’t believe that foolishness 50 Cent said about retiring if he does not outsell Kanye, but then again, he’stanky rich. He doesn’t need to keep rhyming. If I had to choose an album as the winner, it would be Graduation in a 12 round split-decision victory.

MP3: Kanye West ft. Chris Martin – Homecoming
MP3: Kanye West – Champion
MP3: 50 Cent – I’ll Still Kill