Posts Tagged: lol


11
Dec 08

Naked Miley Cyrus is Satan’s Favorite Pied Piper Slut!

Miley Cyrus sent this camera phone image to over 9,784,000 old menNATIONAL CHRISTIAN FAMILY ACTION ALERT!

From Prophetess Debbie, An Anointed Messenger of the Christ:

The Lord has blessed me with the gift of prophesy. Sometimes this is a wonderful, joyful gift; other times, it makes me weep the tears of the righteous for the woes of the lost.

The Lord Jesus appeared to me this morning while I was bathing and told me something that shocked me:  “Did you know that the teenage vixen Miley Cyrus just this morning led over 100,000 innocent young girls to the groin of Satan?”

When I told Him I would pray for her, my Savior told me that it is too late for her, but that it was NOT too late to save the some of the girls Miley Cyrus is leading to Hell! But we have to act NOW!

Signs Your Precious Teenage Daughter is Becoming a Cyrus Slut: Continue reading →


17
Nov 08

Beyonce / Justin Timberlake / Paul Rudd – Perfection

This has to be the most I’ve laughed whilst watching SNL all season. SURE their Election Coverage was giggle-worthy, and yes, Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are twins — but this was hilarious. 

I’ve always loved Paul Rudd (seriously, what’s not to love?!) and I’ve always liked Beyonce. Justin Timberlake’s campy performance was just icing on an already delicious cake. 

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14
Nov 08

We All Love Kanye. So Why is he such a CRYBABY?!

Kanye West’ music is fantastic, I think we all agree on that — but I really don’t want to meet this guy. At least not when he’s unhappy. 

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PS: A site tricked me — this is from last years VMAs. I’m so behind! But still… he’s being completely immature.

I knew Kanye West had issues with having a large ego and being a sore loser… but wtf is this? Is he crying? I don’t really approve of people having bitch-fits. 

Seriously Kanye, you have 10 damn GRAMMYs at home, who cares about the VMA’s? And stop hating on Britney, seriously. She only has 1 GRAMMY and she’s not crying about it. 

This is quite the foil to the cool, smooth Kanye music we’ve been enjoying the last couple of days. 

I wonder how many bitch-fits cameras don’t catch? It must really suck to be in his entourage when Ye loses. I thought he was slapping someone at one point.


1
Apr 08

Ben Gibbard is kind of funny!

Death Cab For Cutie lead vocalist Ben Gibbard made a funny today, announcing a new side project called Just Jazzin.

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From the myspace…

Just Jazzin’ is a new project by Benjamin Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie. Born out of an interest in exploring music free from rules and convention, Just Jazzin’ offers the world a chance to see another side of Ben.

“….there’s this side of me and my music that desires a lack of structure and Just Jazzin’ does that for me because I am allowed to just play whatever note comes into my head”, says Ben.

Check out this funny April Fools gag, complete with video documentary and song on Just Jazzin’s MySpace!

Death Cab’s new album, Narrow Stairs, comes out on May 13th. Listen to their looong new single, “I Will Possess Your Heart,” at their MySpace.

If you’ve never listened to them, I recommend that you do!


25
Mar 08

Gawd, Finally! A Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet That WORKS!

Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet

LOLs via TPP

I, for one, can vouch for this special cheat sheet. It definitely works. Now, I won’t get into the specifics of my experience, but just trust me.

While you’re testing this baby out, here are s’more random tunes for everybody.

1Blikk Fang – (Just A Little) Judas Tonic ALT
2Outkast – B.O.B. (Diplo Remix) ALT
3Holy Fuck – Safari ALT
4Tilly and The Wall – The Freest Man (CSS Remix) ALT


23
Oct 07

Nelly, R. Kelly, Monica’s donut-filled belly…

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Ever since Country Grammar, I’ve been a bit of a Nelly fan. His music is not great, but it’s catchy and cute fun. IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES. hahaha I love it!

Here’s Nelly’s new song “Wadsyaname.” Lol, you gotta laugh at that ridiculous spelling of “what’s your name.”

mp3: Wadsyaname [Nelly]

Video for “Wadsyaname”:

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It’s not a GREAT song, but it’s got a catchy piano melody. It’s on his new album called “Brass Knuckles” dropping this winter.

Apparently, he’s dating Ashanti. A quick flashback to those early 2000 years, when Ja Rule and Ashanti were making all those songs together. Not gonna lie, I was a big fan of “Always On Time.”

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It’s only a sunshower, we been through worse weather

Nelly, R. Kelly, Monicas donut filled belly... music videos

mp3: Shawty is the Shit Remix [The Dream ft. R. Kelly]

Here’s another song about sex featuring everyone’s favorite pedophile R. Kelly. What do you guys think? Personally, I think it stinks. I mean, ever since we all learned he touches children, the man has not made anything good.

Nelly, R. Kelly, Monicas donut filled belly... music videos

mp3: It’s Your Move [Felix the Housecat] 85%

I’m really digging this song from Felix the Housecat’s new(?)/old(?) album “Virgo Blaktro and the Moviedisco” released earlier this month. I can’t tell if this material is new or old because, according to Amazon.com, “This is the original soundtrack (volume 1) from the video game “Oddworld Stranger’s Wrath” developed by Oddworld Inhabitants and published by Electronic Arts in 2005. This release contains over 25 original tracks from the game with 73 minutes worth of music. Michael Bross composed all the music for the project.” Whether it’s new or old, I’m really liking it!

At first, I thought of Monica’s belly because I wanted to make the title of this post rhyme..  after looking up this video on youtube, I was reminded again why Friends is such a funny show. The donut in her hand just makes it so much funnier!!

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2
Oct 07

Will.I.Am Does Daft Punk

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It seems Will.I.Am knows it all — how to run a crazy rhyme, all about genetics (I mean, obviously), he has mad skills, but he lacks “business savvy”.

Will thought maybe if he worked up a hot collab with Daft Punk he might end up selling close to a million copies of his Songs About Girls. Too bad Will, seems like ‘Ye is the only one exploiting Daft Punk’s own skills for Hip-Hop-ity profit. According to Daily Swarm, Daft Punk rejected will.i.am’s usage of their “All Around The World” for his “I Got It From My Mama” remix. The idiot even shot a video — silly willy. In the end, the remix is still pretty decent. I enjoyed it, but the story behind it makes throws me into fits of laughter.

mp3: will.i.am ft. Daft Punk – I Got It From My Mama Remix

and the video:

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