1. Kanye West Totally Dissing Taylor Swift

2. Kanye West and Girlfriend being escorted out by security (or so I heard)

3. Kanye West having a second asshole torn in by celebs on Twitter

Katy Perry: F*CK U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.

Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of sh*t on earth. Quote me.

John Mayer: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.

Adam Lambert: Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain’t that deep man.

Kelly Clarkson’s blog entry.

4. Kanye West’s LOLtastic “Apology” to Taylor Swift

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

5. Kanye West’s Wikipedia page right after he went on stage (click to enlarge):