Do you live in England? If not, can you get there easily? If so, then great news! The Glastonbury 2014 lineup has been announced, and it looks awesome. If neither of these hold true for you, you might want to stop reading now before your heart shatters in a million pieces. Otherwise, read on: headlined by the Arcade Fire, Jack White, the Black Keys, Lily Allen, Skrillex, Dolly Parton (!!), Blondie (!!!), and more, peruse the small font for some of the newer acts we're most excited about, like Chloe Howl, Parquet Courts, Courtney Barnett, Angel Haze, Gorgon City, and others. More info here.