It’s late in 2011, and R. Kelly has still not released any new episodes of Trapped in the Closet. The man’s been busy, recovering from emergency tonsil surgery, writing an autobiography called Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me, and composing classically Kellz comeback fuck-the-haters anthems. Well, he’s only really composed one of those, and it’s called “Shut Up,” and he dropped it on Twitter earlier this week, and if you missed Kelly’s prolific and bizarre output, it’ll probably make your week.
Kellz starts off by thanking his fans, God, and his doctors for helping him through his struggle, before accusing those detractors who doubted he could rise above medical trials and had him in his hospital bed “cryin’ mad tears.” His words for those detractors – “shut up!” And after that – well, I won’t give away the surprise. Check it out.